2015 Legacy: The Blood Pressure

It hit 190 when the doctor said his new iPad Pro is ‘Incompatible’ with my 2014 records.

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"Are you in pain?" "Yes." "I’m sorry, I’m not programmed for 'Emp...read more »

In 1998, the medical landscape was dominated by two things: the l...read more »

"I want to live forever." "Sure, but do you have enough 'Storage'...read more »

Modern healthcare summarized in one quick interaction.My doctor t...read more »

In 2019, medical humor was all about the "Influencer Doctor." If ...read more »

"I'm using a 'Generative Scalpel'." "Does it know what it’s doing...read more »

"Doctor, I want a second opinion." "Fine, I’ll ask my AI." "The A...read more »

A busy clinic and a patient who can’t be seen.The nurse told the ...read more »

Seeing things clearly for the first time in years.I went to the e...read more »

A painful lesson in following the doctor's orders."Doctor, will I...read more »

My watch told me I was dead. I had to pay the doctor $100 to prov...read more »

In 2010, the medical world went "flat." If you didn't have an iPa...read more »

"Your pulse is fast." "I'm looking at my 'Longevity Score'!"Part ...read more »

In 1999, the medical world was obsessed with two things: making s...read more »

@Tamagotchi_Dad09/20/2007 05:44Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.

@Blue_Screen_Survivor02/08/2000 00:04At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.

@Shrek_Donkey06/10/2005 17:39And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!

@Motherboard_Max10/22/2011 18:04This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.

@Gogo_Yubari_Ball02/01/2007 09:55Deadly funny! Watch out!