2011 Archive: The Spotify US Launch
Why was the office finally at peace? Because everyone could listen to their own music without fighting over the radio—as long as they ignored the… Read More »2011 Archive: The Spotify US Launch
2010 Archive: The “Need You Now” Lady Antebellum
The official song for when you’re a little drunk and looking at your phone at 1:15 AM. Part of the 72 Observational One-Liners: The 2010… Read More »2010 Archive: The “Need You Now” Lady Antebellum
2010 Archive: The Temple Grandin Sweep
Why did a movie about a woman building machines for cows win 7 trophies? Because Claire Danes acted so well that half the audience wanted… Read More »2010 Archive: The Temple Grandin Sweep
2010 Legacy: The Skater Shoe Bulk Crisis
Watching the boys waddle down the linoleum hallway because their chunky skate shoes had tongues thicker than an encyclopedia volume. Part of the 37 School… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Skater Shoe Bulk Crisis
2009 Archive: The LCD Monitor Polish
Spraying a thick layer of lemon-scented furniture wax directly onto the plastic casing of a flat-screen computer monitor to make it match the heavy oak… Read More »2009 Archive: The LCD Monitor Polish
2009 Archive: The Michael Vick Return
Why did the Eagles sign him? Because they believed in second chances, and Vick proved he could still run faster than anyone on the field.… Read More »2009 Archive: The Michael Vick Return
2009 Legacy: M.I.A.’s Due Date
Why was M.I.A. the MVP? Because she performed “Swagga Like Us” while nine months pregnant on her actual due date, proving that “Paper Planes” aren’t… Read More »2009 Legacy: M.I.A.’s Due Date
2009 Archive: The Susan Boyle
A guy starts singing beautifully. The bartender says, “I didn’t expect that from a guy in a stained t-shirt.” Part of the 65 Bar Jokes:… Read More »2009 Archive: The Susan Boyle
2008 Classic: The Pool Table
A guy says, “I’m going to make a comeback.” He misses the first shot. Part of the 62 Bar Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crisis &… Read More »2008 Classic: The Pool Table
2008 Archive: The Shore
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope you’re having a great day! Part of the 49 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes:… Read More »2008 Archive: The Shore