A guy starts singing beautifully. The bartender says, “I didn’t expect that from a guy in a stained t-shirt.”
Part of the 65 Bar Jokes: The 2009 “Hangover & Avatar” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Cliffhanger
Ending the night on a very high note.A guy walks into a bar at th...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Deadpool & Wolverine
Two guys walk in, one in red, one in yellow. They spend the whol...read more »
The Neutron Special
Science meets the social scene in this high-IQ hit.A neutron walk...read more »
2025 Classic: The Mars Colonial
A guy orders a drink and asks if it was brewed on the Red Planet...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Vertical Farm Garnish
"This mint was grown three feet from your head."Part of the 30 B...read more »
The Three-Inch Man
A tiny visitor with a very large piano.A guy walks into a bar and...read more »
2025 Classic: The Lab-Grown Lager
"It’s perfect!" "It’s too perfect. I want a beer that has a mist...read more »
The Panda Order
A lesson in why punctuation matters in nature.A panda walks into ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Smart Glass
A guy orders a beer. The glass suddenly flashes a red light and ...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Kendrick vs. Drake
Two guys get into a 4-hour argument about "Not Like Us." The bar...read more »
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The Mushroom Character
Why fungi are always the life of the party.A mushroom walks into ...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Longlegs
A guy whispers, "Hail Satan," and the bartender calls the cops.P...read more »
2025 Classic: The Analog Whiskey
A guy asks for the "Analog Whiskey." The bartender hands him a g...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Retro-Human
A guy walks in and starts a conversation without checking his ph...read more »
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Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!
Transferring laughs at high speeds.
It is inevitable... you will laugh.
Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!
That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!
Sprinkling some humor on this archive.
All the search engines agree: this is funny.
The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.