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2009 Archive: The Susan Boyle

 A guy starts singing beautifully. The bartender says, “I didn’t expect that from a guy in a stained t-shirt.”

Part of the 65 Bar Jokes: The 2009 “Hangover & Avatar” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

The Cliffhanger
Ending the night on a very high note.A guy walks into a bar at th...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Deadpool & Wolverine
 Two guys walk in, one in red, one in yellow. They spend the whol...read more »
The Neutron Special
Science meets the social scene in this high-IQ hit.A neutron walk...read more »
2025 Classic: The Mars Colonial
 A guy orders a drink and asks if it was brewed on the Red Planet...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Vertical Farm Garnish
 "This mint was grown three feet from your head."Part of the 30 B...read more »
The Three-Inch Man
A tiny visitor with a very large piano.A guy walks into a bar and...read more »
2025 Classic: The Lab-Grown Lager
 "It’s perfect!" "It’s too perfect. I want a beer that has a mist...read more »
The Panda Order
A lesson in why punctuation matters in nature.A panda walks into ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Smart Glass
 A guy orders a beer. The glass suddenly flashes a red light and ...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Kendrick vs. Drake
 Two guys get into a 4-hour argument about "Not Like Us." The bar...read more »

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The Mushroom Character
Why fungi are always the life of the party.A mushroom walks into ...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Longlegs
 A guy whispers, "Hail Satan," and the bartender calls the cops.P...read more »
2025 Classic: The Analog Whiskey
 A guy asks for the "Analog Whiskey." The bartender hands him a g...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Retro-Human
 A guy walks in and starts a conversation without checking his ph...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@ICQ_Master9901/16/2006 01:00Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
@Beanie_Baby_Collector05/07/2011 17:41This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!
@Firewire_Fan02/01/2003 20:40Transferring laughs at high speeds.
@Agent_Smith_0110/04/2011 06:34It is inevitable... you will laugh.
@Jesus_Quintana03/15/2003 19:54Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
@Animorphs_X11/21/2008 12:47I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!
@Ed_Edd_n_Eddy03/06/2000 12:49That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!
@Salt_Bae_Original09/13/2005 04:40Sprinkling some humor on this archive.
@Dogpile_Fan_Club08/01/2004 21:58All the search engines agree: this is funny.
@Map_Maker_X11/06/2013 22:33The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.

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