2009 Archive: The Michael Vick Return

Why did the Eagles sign him? Because they believed in second chances, and Vick proved he could still run faster than anyone on the field.

🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why was he blocking shots from the three-point line? Because his ...read more »

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A perspective from the most hated man on the field.I asked the re...read more »

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In 1997, sports went from "intense" to "completely insane." It wa...read more »

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In 2024, sports became one giant postcard from Paris, and the NFL...read more »

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Why was he still at five? Because 2025 was the year he realized t...read more »

Why was the NFL still selling friendship bracelets? Because Taylo...read more »

A knockout joke for the heavyweights.My doctor told me I should t...read more »

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@AOL_Keyword_Jokes05/01/2007 04:40Standard classic. Never gets old.

@Yahoo_Directory07/08/2003 18:49Found under: Entertainment -> Jokes -> Awesome.

@Encarta_Explorer01/07/2006 10:11I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.

@Zoolander_Derek05/12/2011 00:54What is this? A joke for ants?

@Tuenti_Specialist02/24/2006 23:21A classic from the Spanish web too!

@Gaia_Online_Gold01/18/2005 13:42Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.

@Protoss_Pylon11/16/1998 16:40You must construct additional laughs!