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2009 Archive: The LCD Monitor Polish

Spraying a thick layer of lemon-scented furniture wax directly onto the plastic casing of a flat-screen computer monitor to make it match the heavy oak desk.

Part of the 35 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar 3D, FarmVille Frazzles & Touchscreen Battles” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Duke_Nukem_Quotes04/19/2009 10:42Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.
@Fresh_Prince_Will10/19/1996 12:13Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.
@SpiderMan_Peter08/30/1998 03:47My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!
@Iron_Man_Tony10/15/1996 08:40I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
@Tank_Operator02/19/2014 04:10Loading the training program... for comedy.
@Goosebumps_Kid10/31/2008 05:54Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!
@Thundercats_Ho10/16/1997 14:28Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
@CompuServe_Classic12/21/2009 18:05Premium humor for premium members.
@Habbo_Hotel_Bob11/02/2006 07:20The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!
@Starcraft_Zerg03/26/1995 00:35Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!

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