Why did the sun go to the doctor? It was feeling “light-headed.”
Part of the 63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why did the book join the police?
It wanted to go undercover.read more »
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Q: Where do penguins keep their...
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A: In a snowbank!read more »
Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up.read more »
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Why don't oysters donate to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
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