2003 Vintage: The Mystic River Sadness
Sean Penn shouting “IS THAT MY DAUGHTER IN THERE?” is the most intense 2003 movie moment. Part of the 69 Observational One-Liners: The 2003 Digital… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Mystic River Sadness
2002 Legacy: The Xbox Live
Why did the teenager refuse to go to the beach? Because Xbox Live just launched and he’d rather “travel” to a virtual battlefield than see… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Xbox Live
2002 Classic: The Avril Lavigne “Sk8er Boi” Arrival
Why the tie? Because Avril convinced every girl in the suburbs that she was a “punk” just for owning a skateboard and hating preppy clothes.… Read More »2002 Classic: The Avril Lavigne “Sk8er Boi” Arrival
2002 Archive: The Low-Rise Problems
A girl in low-rise jeans tries to pick up her drink from the floor. The bartender says, “Careful, you’re one inch away from a wardrobe… Read More »2002 Archive: The Low-Rise Problems
2002 Archive: The Closing Argument
Why did the lawyer cross the road? To file a “wrongful crossing” suit against the chicken’s estate. Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The 2002… Read More »2002 Archive: The Closing Argument
2002 Classic: The DVD Box Set
We bought all ten seasons of Friends. Our retirement plan is now just watching Rachel and Ross break up 47 times. Part of the 70 Marriage… Read More »2002 Classic: The DVD Box Set
2002 Classic: The HMO Nurse
“We don’t cover ‘Bad Luck.’ That’s considered a pre-existing condition.” Part of the 56 Doctor Jokes: The 2002 “Handheld Health & Robotic Revolution” Edition archive.… Read More »2002 Classic: The HMO Nurse
2002 Legacy: The Liberty X “Just a Little”
Why the latex suits? For the band that lost the TV contest but won the charts with a slinky pop hit. Part of the 41… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Liberty X “Just a Little”
2002 Archive: The 50 Cent Hype
Why was the basement vibrating? Because “In Da Club” was about to drop, and every teenager was already “starting a party” like it was their… Read More »2002 Archive: The 50 Cent Hype
2002 Classic: The Launch of the BlackBerry 5810
Why did the phone need headphones? Because it was the first BlackBerry that could actually make calls, but it didn’t have a speaker or a… Read More »2002 Classic: The Launch of the BlackBerry 5810