A girl in low-rise jeans tries to pick up her drink from the floor. The bartender says, “Careful, you’re one inch away from a wardrobe malfunction and a lifetime ban.”
Part of the 71 Bar Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & Euro Currency” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
77 Bar Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook & Mean Girls” Edition
In 2004, bar conversations started to shift. Instead of settled b...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Deepfake Date
A guy says, "My date looks exactly like a movie star!" The barte...read more »
2025 Archive: The Holographic Happy Hour
A guy orders a drink for his holographic girlfriend. The bartend...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Kamikaze
"To the year of the brainrot!"Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: The 2024...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Music
The AI-DJ creates a song based on the bar's current mood. It’s m...read more »
The Time Traveler
Coming soon to a bar near you... yesterday.A time traveler walks ...read more »
55 Bar Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Election” Edition
In 2016, the bar was no longer a sanctuary from the internet; it ...read more »
2025 Classic: The AI Proxy
A guy's personal AI bot walks into a bar and says, "My owner is ...read more »
The Sandwich Ban
When you bring your own lunch to the party.A sandwich walks into ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Vision Pro 2
A guy walks in wearing contact lenses that project a tropical be...read more »
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51 Bar Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Bitcoin Boom” Edition
In 2017, the bar was divided into two groups: people trying to ex...read more »
55 Bar Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom Bar” Edition
In 2020, the bar moved from the corner of the street to the corne...read more »
2024 Archive: The Mimosa
"The official fuel of 'mindful' brunches."Part of the 58 Bar Jok...read more »
53 Bar Jokes: The 2022 “Elon Buys Twitter & Top Gun” Edition
In 2022, the bar became the place where we escaped from "blue che...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!
A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).
I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!