2024 Archive: The Mimosa

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🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Man’s best friend shows off a very profitable skill.A guy walks i...read more »

The tap only works if your fingerprint proves you've had at leas...read more »

Music theory humor for the harmoniously inclined.C, Eb, and G wal...read more »

A guy from Mars, a guy from Earth, and a guy from the Metaverse ...read more »

In 2023, the bar was the ultimate cultural crossroads. You had gr...read more »

A guy runs into the bar really fast and hits the wall.Part of th...read more »

"It’s perfect!" "It’s too perfect. I want a beer that has a mist...read more »

In 2000, the bar was the only place to process the fact that the ...read more »

A guy walks in with zero-gravity hair and says, "The Guinness po...read more »

A woman orders a drink very quietly, sips it delicately, and wip...read more »

A linguistic twist on a familiar scene.A dyslexic man walks into ...read more »

In 2012, bar culture was a mix of apocalypse parties and the peak...read more »

When your name precedes your reputation.A grasshopper walks into ...read more »

In 2007, the bar scene was split in two. Half the room was orderi...read more »

@Duke_Nukem_Fan04/27/2008 00:04I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.

@Full_House_Michelle11/20/2013 22:26You got it, dude! Very funny.

@Bluetooth_Bot09/24/2001 06:34Pairing... Connected... Laughing!

@Agent_Smith_0108/10/2006 07:05It is inevitable... you will laugh.

@Total_Recall_Fan10/07/2005 07:56Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!

@Brennan_Huff_X11/07/2014 06:30I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.

@Blue_Your_My_Boy04/14/2013 13:32You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!

@One_Does_Not_S04/24/2014 17:25One does not simply read one joke.

@Cyber_Cafe_Regular01/27/1998 09:10I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!