2002 Classic: The HMO Nurse

“We don’t cover ‘Bad Luck.’ That’s considered a pre-existing condition.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

I've been here so long that the 'New' drug is now 'Legacy Softwar...read more »

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My AI doctor called me and said, "You’re going to have a headache...read more »

In 2005, the medical world was split: surgeons were trying to loo...read more »

Waiting months for a five-minute conversation.I finally saw the s...read more »

"Your bones are 100% organic. That’s very rare in 2025."Part of t...read more »

Getting paid to do what we do best... or trying to.I went for a s...read more »

In 2021, medical humor shifted from the fear of the unknown to th...read more »

In 2017, the medical world was divided between high-tech AI diagn...read more »

"It hurts when I 'Bio-Hack'." "Stop trying to overclock your legs...read more »

A doctor delivers a double blow with a side of dark humor.The doc...read more »

"You have a cavity." "Can I pay in 'Mind-Coins'?" "No."Part of th...read more »

There is no waiting room. You just sit in your self-driving car u...read more »

"Does this machine scan for 'Digital Corruption'?" "No, just norm...read more »

@Oregon_Trail_Survivor09/18/1997 05:27You have died of dysentery... and laughter!

@Frasier_Crane12/05/1995 09:06I am listening... and I am laughing.

@Scream_Ghostface11/28/2005 05:30Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?

@Goonies_Never_D05/31/2014 15:41Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.

@Charlie_Bit_Me11/27/2010 19:49Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!

@Epic_Fail_Guy05/03/1997 16:55This joke is an Epic Win!

@Mobile_Web_0112/29/1995 13:23Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!