2008 Archive: The Shore
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope you’re having a great day! Part of the 49 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes:… Read More »2008 Archive: The Shore
2007 Legacy: The “Wild Hogs” Vibe
Why was it a target? For making middle-aged men on motorcycles look like a threat to the concept of comedy. Part of the 39 Razzie… Read More »2007 Legacy: The “Wild Hogs” Vibe
2007 Legacy: The Secret
“Tell me a secret.” “I’m crazier than you are. But I have the keys.” Part of the 71 Doctor Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch &… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Secret
2007 Archive: The Bee Movie
A guy asks, “According to all known laws of aviation, how is that bee in my drink?” Part of the 78 Bar Jokes: The 2007… Read More »2007 Archive: The Bee Movie
2006 Vintage: The Eragon Disappointment
I read the book, I saw the movie, and I’ve decided that dragons are better on paper. Part of the 78 Observational One-Liners: The 2006… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Eragon Disappointment
2005 Archive: The Tom Cruise Couch Incident
I just watched the world’s biggest movie star lose his mind on Oprah’s furniture. I’m not sure if he’s in love or if he’s trying… Read More »2005 Archive: The Tom Cruise Couch Incident
2005 Legacy: The Kelly Clarkson Fan
“Because of you… I never stray too far from the spare bulb drawer.” Part of the 65 Light Bulb Jokes: 2005 – The YouTube Revolution… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Kelly Clarkson Fan
2003 Classic: The Renée Zellweger Nod
Why was she there for Chicago? To prove that pouting is a legitimate musical theater technique. Part of the 44 Oscars Jokes: The 2003 “Chicago,… Read More »2003 Classic: The Renée Zellweger Nod
2003 Vintage: The Mystic River Sadness
Sean Penn shouting “IS THAT MY DAUGHTER IN THERE?” is the most intense 2003 movie moment. Part of the 69 Observational One-Liners: The 2003 Digital… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Mystic River Sadness
2003 Archive: The “Milkshake” by Kelis
Why were all the boys in the yard? Because Kelis told them her milkshake was better than yours, and frankly, the BBQ needed some dairy.… Read More »2003 Archive: The “Milkshake” by Kelis