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2003 Classic: The Renée Zellweger Nod

Why was she there for Chicago? To prove that pouting is a legitimate musical theater technique.

Part of the 44 Oscars Jokes: The 2003 “Chicago, The Kiss & Spirited Away” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Quake_Fragger08/10/2005 00:48M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
@Hotmail_Checker11/28/2008 15:22Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
@Lock_Stock_Two03/31/2006 23:15It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!
@Mr_Blonde_Dance11/11/2011 07:52Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
@Thundercats_Ho04/29/2006 07:43Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
@Blink_Tag_User10/06/1999 12:05<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
@GG_WP_9802/13/2004 03:15Good game, well played. This is a winner.
@Spawn_Camper_J11/14/1996 01:53I’m staying right here until I read every joke.
@Boxxy_Queen01/30/2006 17:18I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!
@Social_Media_G03/30/2007 20:30I’m going to poke you for this joke!

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