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2003 Vintage: The Mystic River Sadness

 Sean Penn shouting “IS THAT MY DAUGHTER IN THERE?” is the most intense 2003 movie moment.

Part of the 69 Observational One-Liners: The 2003 Digital Dawn archive. Historically Verified

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@Startup_Kid08/14/2005 13:53Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!
@Yugioh_Duelist05/22/2012 18:24You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).
@Ferris_Bueller04/25/2001 09:49Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
@Dr_Evil_Pinky12/10/2002 01:42One billion... laughs!
@Old_School_Frank07/01/2008 22:32We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!
@Hide_The_Pain_H03/23/2008 15:32I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.
@Second_Life_Avy03/30/1997 14:53In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.
@Lag_Victim_0108/09/1996 02:30I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!

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