We bought all ten seasons of Friends. Our retirement plan is now just watching Rachel and Ross break up 47 times.
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🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
The DIY Expert
Fixing things around the house... or making them worse.My wife as...read more »
The Life Insurance
Thinking about the future, one policy at a time.My wife took out ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Final Result
I tried to "Update" my marriage. It said, "Hardware not compatib...read more »
65 Marriage Jokes: The 2025 “GPT-5 & Digital Twins” Edition
In 2025, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of managing...read more »
2017 Joke: My Wife And I
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.read more »
The Anniversary Gift
Finding the perfect balance between romantic and practical.For ou...read more »
68 Marriage Jokes: The 2011 “Siri & Skyrim” Edition
In 2011, marriage was about the high-stakes introduction of Siri ...read more »
The Romantic Dinner
Trying to keep the spark alive in the middle of a busy week.I tri...read more »
The New Dress
Navigating the most dangerous question in history.My wife asked i...read more »
The Bed Space
A 50/50 split that feels more like 90/10.Marriage is a beautiful ...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.
Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).
You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!
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This joke is an Epic Win!