A guy says, “I’m going to make a comeback.” He misses the first shot.
Part of the 62 Bar Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crisis & Iron Man” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
56 Bar Jokes: The 1995 “Neon Signs & Jukebox” Edition
In 1995, bar humor was built on the classic "A guy walks into a b...read more »
2025 Classic: The 2025 Fashion
A guy walks in wearing a suit made of flexible OLED screens. The...read more »
2025 Classic: The AI Proxy
A guy's personal AI bot walks into a bar and says, "My owner is ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Analog Whiskey
A guy asks for the "Analog Whiskey." The bartender hands him a g...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Music
The AI-DJ creates a song based on the bar's current mood. It’s m...read more »
53 Bar Jokes: The 2022 “Elon Buys Twitter & Top Gun” Edition
In 2022, the bar became the place where we escaped from "blue che...read more »
58 Bar Jokes: The 2024 “Eclipse, Olympics & AI Overload” Edition
In 2024, the bar became a sanctuary from a world that felt increa...read more »
54 Bar Jokes: The 2011 “Royal Wedding & Skyrim” Edition
In 2011, you couldn't escape the "Hipster" takeover. Bars started...read more »
45 Bar Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine & Crypto-NFT” Edition
In 2021, the bar scene was a mix of "Welcome Back" parties and "D...read more »
2025 Vintage: The No-Filter Friday
A bar bans all AR glasses for one night. Everyone looks terrifie...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Grasshopper Surprise
When your name precedes your reputation.A grasshopper walks into ...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Romulus
A guy asks for a "Xenomorph" shot. The bartender gives him somet...read more »
The Mushroom Character
Why fungi are always the life of the party.A mushroom walks into ...read more »
2024 Legacy: The AI-Generated Menu
"Why is there a 'Liquid hallucination' on the list?" "The comput...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!
Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!
Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!
I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!
If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?
Searching for "humor"... HotBot never fails.
Waddle on over and read this!
Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.
Burninating the countryside with laughter!
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