In 2006, the legal world learned to be concise. With Twitter’s launch, lawyers had to figure out how to squeeze a “cease and desist” into… Read More »45 Lawyer Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter Launch & Merger Mania” Edition
What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted.
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
The difference between Instagram and the actual rainy beach. I posted a photo of the sunset. In reality, I was standing behind a trash can… Read More »The Vacation Photo
A medical breakthrough that comes with a small side effect. “Doctor, I keep forgetting things!” “How long has this been going on?” “How long has… Read More »The Memory Pill
Why was the niece wearing 50 friendship bracelets? Because 2023 belonged to Taylor, and Thanksgiving was just another “Era” where we had to trade beads… Read More »2023 Archive: Taylor Swift’s The Eras Tour
I told the robot nurse I was scared. It replied, “Based on my training data, 85% of people in your position find comfort in a… Read More »2023 Archive: The AI Bedside Manner
Why Space Jam: A New Legacy? Because it’s a “rip-off” of our childhood memories and a “remake” of a marketing meeting. Part of the 38 Razzie… Read More »2021 Legacy: Worst Remake, Rip-off or Sequel
Why was there no host for the second year? Because the Academy realized that the only thing faster than a host-less show is a show… Read More »2020 Vintage: The No-Host (Again)
I just spent 20 minutes whisking instant coffee and sugar until my arm fell off. It tastes like… sweet coffee. Part of the 82 Observational… Read More »2020 Legacy: The 2020 Dalgona Coffee
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