I just spent 20 minutes whisking instant coffee and sugar until my arm fell off. It tastes like… sweet coffee.
Part of the 82 Observational One-Liners: The 2020 Great Pause archive. Historically Verified
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Respect my authoritah! This is funny.
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Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
Letting this joke through the port.
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