2015 Vintage: The iPhone 6s
She loves the “Live Photos” feature. She says it’s the only way to capture the “exact micro-second my eyes roll during her stories.” Part of… Read More »2015 Vintage: The iPhone 6s
2015 Legacy: The 5K iMac
Why was the designer’s eyes watering? Because he could see 14.7 million pixels of a client’s “make the logo bigger” feedback. Part of the 77… Read More »2015 Legacy: The 5K iMac
2015 Archive: The Fifty Shades of Grey Wait
Why was it so awkward? For a movie that promised to be “dangerous” but ended up being two hours of two people having a very… Read More »2015 Archive: The Fifty Shades of Grey Wait
2013 Classic: Macklemore & Ryan Lewis (Can’t Hold Us)
Why was everyone jumping? Because in 2013, Macklemore proved that “Thrift Shop” wasn’t a fluke and that ceilings were meant to be broken. Part of… Read More »2013 Classic: Macklemore & Ryan Lewis (Can’t Hold Us)
2013 Classic: The Buffer
Why did the blonde bring a car wax? She heard the video was “buffering.” Part of the 42 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2013 Archive archive.… Read More »2013 Classic: The Buffer
2012 Archive: Best Rap Song
Why “Otis”? Because the throne was occupied, and they weren’t moving. Part of the 38 Grammy Jokes: The 2012 “Rolling in the Deep & The… Read More »2012 Archive: Best Rap Song
2012 Archive: Peyton Manning to the Broncos
Why was Indianapolis in mourning? Because their legend left for Denver with a new neck and an old arm, starting one of the greatest “Second… Read More »2012 Archive: Peyton Manning to the Broncos
2010 Vintage: The Catalog Operator Telephone Shout
Screaming a sixteen-digit credit card expiration date into a cordless phone because Grandpa thinks the operator is standing on a different continent. Part of the… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Catalog Operator Telephone Shout
2009 Legacy: The Pink Panther 2’s Existence
Why was Steve Martin nominated? For proving that some “Inspectors” should have stayed in retirement along with their fake French accents. Part of the 38… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Pink Panther 2’s Existence
2009 Classic: The Bill
“Why is there a ‘Sanitization Surcharge’?” “Because I had to wash my hands twice while looking at you.” Part of the 59 Doctor Jokes: The… Read More »2009 Classic: The Bill