1997 Vintage: Batman & Robin (The Toys)

Why were the Batman figures on clearance? Because after the movie, even Santa decided that “Bat-nipples” on a suit were a holiday “no-go.”

🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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Why was the snowman smiling? Because he heard the snowblower c...read more »

In 2008, Christmas was a clash between billionaire superheroes an...read more »

In 1998, Christmas felt like living in a sci-fi movie. We were al...read more »

Why were the kids obsessed with a giant brown fluffball? Because...read more »

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowm...read more »

Why is the holiday so peaceful? Because the app was finally rest...read more »

In 2014, Christmas was "Awesome" (Volume 1). We were all wearing ...read more »

Why was the toddler so sophisticated? Because the internet found...read more »

I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas. She told me “No...read more »

Why are the Christmas lights so dim? Because they’re powered by ...read more »

@Zelda_Link07/17/1997 06:10It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.

@Gnutella_User07/15/2004 08:00Peer-to-peer laughing!

@Green_Day_Fan10/22/1997 11:53Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.

@Chocolate_Rain05/23/2014 20:59I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.

@Digg_Submitter_0505/08/2007 09:53Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!

@Club_Penguin_Kid12/21/2003 11:43Waddle on over and read this!