2005 Archive: The “Lost” Fan
They don’t change the bulb; they just spend six seasons trying to figure out where the light comes from. Part of the 65 Light Bulb… Read More »2005 Archive: The “Lost” Fan
2005 Archive: The Scrub-In
My surgeon spent 20 minutes washing his hands. I asked if he was clean. He said, “I’m so clean I’m technically a disinfectant.” Part of… Read More »2005 Archive: The Scrub-In
2005 Archive: The Bluetooth 2.0
Why did the headsets stop cutting out? The new standard finally let you walk more than two steps away from your phone. Part of the… Read More »2005 Archive: The Bluetooth 2.0
2005 Legacy: The Google Maps Printout
Why did the traveler still have 20 pages of paper? Because even with new technology, he still printed every turn “just in case” the internet… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Google Maps Printout
2005 Classic: The Nickelback
“Look at this photograph!” The bartender says, “It’s still blurry. Get a better phone.” Part of the 73 Bar Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & How… Read More »2005 Classic: The Nickelback
2004 Archive: The Olympic Shot Put at Olympia
Why was it “Old School”? Because they held the event at the site of the ancient Games, proving that some sports are better without the… Read More »2004 Archive: The Olympic Shot Put at Olympia
2003 Legacy: The Road Map for Peace
Why was it called a “Map”? Because the Middle East peace process was so lost that it needed a GPS, four wheels, and a miracle… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Road Map for Peace
2003 Classic: Underworld
Why was the vampire wearing so much latex? Because the war between vampires and lycans apparently required a very specific fetish-club dress code. Part of… Read More »2003 Classic: Underworld
2003 Classic: The Blockbuster DVD
Why was the traveler worried? He brought a rented DVD on the trip and realized that returning it “two weeks late” would cost more than… Read More »2003 Classic: The Blockbuster DVD
2003 Classic: The Canoe
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe help me find my charger? Part of the 37 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »2003 Classic: The Canoe