2003 Classic: The Canoe

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe help me find my charger?

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@Web_Master_Flex06/04/2012 10:21I am adding this to my links page right now.

@Lion_King_Pumbaa03/08/1999 23:48They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!

@Blade_Runner_201911/15/2009 17:45All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

@Big_Lebowski_Dude12/23/2004 22:25The Dude abides... this joke.

@Nice_Guy_Eddie09/30/2009 01:17Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!

@Ferris_Bueller02/12/2006 06:59Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.

@Prestige_World_W07/13/2003 22:41Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).