Why was it “Old School”? Because they held the event at the site of the ancient Games, proving that some sports are better without the neon lights.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.
And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!
I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!
Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!
Back when the internet was simple and funny.
I’ll mention this in my next episode!