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2013 Classic: Macklemore & Ryan Lewis (Can’t Hold Us)

 Why was everyone jumping? Because in 2013, Macklemore proved that “Thrift Shop” wasn’t a fluke and that ceilings were meant to be broken.

Part of the 36 Celebrity Jokes: The 2013 “Wrecking Balls & Ice Castles” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Celebrity Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Legacy: The "Conclave" Hype
 Why were we watching white smoke? Because after 12 years, the se...read more »
2024 Classic: Inside Out 2
 Why was there a new orange emotion? Because in 2024, Disney real...read more »
The Bat Incident
The Osbournes TV show made Ozzy a pop-culture icon for his "...read more »
2025 Classic: The Coldplay "Kiss Cam"
 Why was a concert clip the most-sent video of the year? Because ...read more »
The Terminator in Office
Arnold became the "Governator" of California. Arnold Schwarze...read more »
2024 Classic: Dune
Part Two: Why was the popcorn bucket so... famous? Because in 202...read more »
2025 Archive: Jet2 Holiday Memes
 Why was an airline slogan the song of the summer? Because social...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Subway "Yoga" Lady
 Why was she everywhere? Because in 2024, we learned that doing a...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "6-7" Meme
 Why did teachers across the world finally give up in 2025? Becau...read more »
2025 Archive: Selena Gomez & Benny Blanco
 Why was the wedding so floral? Because they decided to celebrate...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@ICQ_Flower10/31/2015 09:30The green petal is glowing! New joke!
@Full_House_Lover03/22/1996 02:41You got it, dude! Hilarious.
@Duke_Nukem_Quotes01/06/2013 16:46Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.
@Kernel_Panic_9805/29/2009 02:36This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
@SoulSeek_Fan10/27/2008 20:07Rare humor found in the deep web.
@Fargo_Marge07/15/1996 21:04Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.
@Cow_And_Chicken02/22/2009 06:52Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
@Borat_Very_Nice03/25/2004 13:25Very nice! Great success!
@Zoolander_Mug06/15/2014 07:23I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
@Best_Viewed_IE406/02/1996 00:11Optimized for 800x600 resolution! Looks great!

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