Skip to content
Home » The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025 » 2012 Archive: Peyton Manning to the Broncos

2012 Archive: Peyton Manning to the Broncos

Why was Indianapolis in mourning? Because their legend left for Denver with a new neck and an old arm, starting one of the greatest “Second Acts” in NFL history.

Part of the 53 Sports Jokes: The 2012 “London’s Burning & LeBron’s Ring” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025

51 Sports Jokes: The 2016 “Year of the Underdog & 3-1 Comebacks” Edition
In 2016, the impossible didn't just happen once—it became a weekl...read more »
47 Sports Jokes: The 2019 “The Bounce & Tiger’s Roar” Edition
In 2019, the scriptwriters for global sports went into overdrive....read more »
The Baseball Contract
Negotiating life one strike at a time.The baseball player spent t...read more »
54 Sports Jokes: The 2003 “King James & Swiss Maestro” Edition
In 2003, the guard officially changed. A high school kid from Ohi...read more »
53 Sports Jokes: The 2009 “Records & Redemption” Edition
In 2009, the laws of physics were officially suspended. Usain Bol...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Cooper Flagg Debut
Why were the NBA teams "Tanking" again? Because every losing team...read more »
The Basketball Height
A tall tale from the hardwood court.I asked the basketball player...read more »
The Final Whistle
Closing the game with a final OHH! hit.Why did the athlete sit on...read more »
45 Sports Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Golden Shoes” Edition
In 1996, sports were flashy, loud, and larger than life. From Muh...read more »
The Football Logic
Understanding the true meaning of a two-minute warning.Why did th...read more »

😜 More from category: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025

52 Sports Jokes: The 2002 “Winter Wonders & Brazilian Magic” Edition
In 2002, the sports world was all about redemption, unexpected he...read more »
2025 Legacy: The NBA’s $76 Billion TV Deal
Why did the basketball hoops start looking like giant dollar sign...read more »
2025 Classic: Hamilton in Ferrari Red
Why was the Italian border so crowded in March? Because Lewis Ham...read more »
54 Sports Jokes: The 2021 “Summer of Sport & The Great Messi Migration” Edition
In 2021, the sports calendar was so crowded we actually saw "2020...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@WinAmp_Shaker06/05/1995 09:56It really whips the llama's ass!
@Cast_Away_Wilson09/26/2002 20:31WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!
@Buffy_Summers_9702/11/2001 02:28Slaying these jokes one by one.
@Startup_Kid07/12/2001 15:01Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!
@Ninja_Turtle_R06/09/1999 12:26Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
@Anchorman_Ron06/27/2015 20:28I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.
@Metacrawler_X05/18/1998 12:07Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.
@Terran_Marine01/23/2013 14:48Go, go, go! More jokes!
@Charlie_Unicorn11/16/1999 02:28We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!

Yearly Joke Archive

Leave a Reply

Human Humor: Eco

We use 0% cookies and no tracking. Saving energy and protecting your privacy.