“Why is there a ‘Sanitization Surcharge’?” “Because I had to wash my hands twice while looking at you.”
Part of the 59 Doctor Jokes: The 2009 “Swine Flu & Bitcoin Genesis” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The Surgeon’s Hands
"Steady as a surgeon’s." "Even with the 'Auto-Correct' enabled?"P...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Stress 2
"You're stressed about 'The Upload'." "Will it hurt?" "Only your ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Stethoscope
"Your heart sounds like a high-speed data transfer."Part of the 6...read more »
2025 Archive: The Waiting Room
There is no waiting room. You just sit in your self-driving car u...read more »
The Hospital Food
A culinary experience that makes you want to get well faster.I as...read more »
54 Doctor Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook Launch & Robotic Renaissance” Era
In 2004, medical humor reflected a world becoming increasingly "c...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Longevity Protocol
My doctor told me I’ll live to 120 if I upload my consciousness t...read more »
The Memory Pill
A medical breakthrough that comes with a small side effect."Docto...read more »
The Genetic Wonder
Understanding where your best traits really come from.My doctor s...read more »
The Sleep Study
Getting paid to do what we do best... or trying to.I went for a s...read more »
😜 More from category: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The Surgeon 2
"I'm using a 'Generative Scalpel'." "Does it know what it’s doing...read more »
55 Doctor Jokes: The 1995 “Pager & Prescription” Edition
In 1995, medical humor revolved around the struggle of the "Famil...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart-Home Surgeon
My surgeon operated on me from a beach in Bali using a VR headset...read more »
57 Doctor Jokes: The 2022 “Re-entry & Omicron” Edition
In 2022, medical humor was all about the awkwardness of being hum...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!
A joke about nothing? Love it!
Get in loser, we are going laughing!
Why so serious? Read this joke!
And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!
That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!
Great Scott! This joke is from the future!
Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.
...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!