Why was the blonde staring at…
Why was the blonde staring at the frozen orange juice can? Because it said “concentrate”.
The Wallet Emptying
The fastest magic trick in the world. My wallet is like a portal to another dimension. Everything I put in it disappears instantly.
The Lion’s Pride
King of the jungle, but maybe not the kitchen. What’s a lion’s favorite food? Roar-ing hot steak. He’s not a fan of the “well-done” pride.
Why did the blonde put her keys in the fridge?
She wanted a “cool” start to her morning drive.
Why did the blonde bring a toaster to the beach?
Another classic blonde joke for your collection: She wanted to make some sand-wiches.
What’s a blonde’s favorite smell?
You’ve got to love this classic blonde moment: White-out.
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