I told her we’re like fire and water. She said, “Yeah, you’re the fire that burns the toast and I’m the water that puts it out.”
Part of the 56 Marriage Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & AI” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
The GPS Correction
Two voices, one car, and zero agreement on the route.My wife does...read more »
The Diet Partner
Losing weight is easier when you have someone to suffer with.My w...read more »
2025 Vintage: The AI Pet Translator
The dog said, "Feed me, you bald idiot." My wife said, "Finally,...read more »
2025 Classic: The Memory Chip
I told her I want to delete the memory of our last argument. She...read more »
69 Marriage Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & Friendster” Edition
In 2003, marriage was about quoting Nemo, discovering the power o...read more »
The Life Insurance
Thinking about the future, one policy at a time.My wife took out ...read more »
A recent study has found that...
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weig...read more »
A police officer jumps into his...
A police officer jumps into his squad car and calls the station....read more »
2017 Joke: My Wife And I
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.read more »
62 Marriage Jokes: The 2022 “Wordle & Multiverse” Edition
In 2022, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of not spoi...read more »
😜 More from category: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
58 Marriage Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook & Motorola” Edition
In 2004, marriage entered the era of social media distraction and...read more »
61 Marriage Jokes: The 2010 “Instagram & Inception” Edition
In 2010, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of sharing ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart Lighting
It turns red when I’m about to say something stupid. The house h...read more »
2025 Classic: The Bio-Metric Grocery
I tried to buy cookies, but the store wouldn't let me because my...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than 16-bit graphics!
It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!
Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.
What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!
I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
True friendship is sharing a good joke.
I’m checking my email and I found a winner!
Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!