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The Wallet Emptying

The fastest magic trick in the world.

My wallet is like a portal to another dimension. Everything I put in it disappears instantly.

🔥 Top 10: The Miscellaneous Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@X-Gen_Mark03/28/2010 23:24This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.
@CRT_Degauss12/16/2013 16:48BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.
@Cyber_Security_X02/11/2014 10:30Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!
@Neo_The_One04/20/1998 05:20I know kung-fu... and this joke!
@Sion_Partier04/14/1995 17:05The last city on Earth loves this one!
@Prodigy_User_X06/29/2006 14:33Way better than the Prodigy boards!
@Tay_Zonday_Fan04/13/2002 18:21Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.

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3 thoughts on “The Wallet Emptying”

  1. User_647
    User_647 [Human Verified]

    so much better than all those weird ai generated jokes you see everywhere now.

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