2008 Vintage: The Twitter

Why did the blonde follow a bird into the woods? She heard “Twitter” was the best way to find followers.

Part of the 56 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2008 Archive archive. Historically Verified

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@Macarena_Dancer08/23/2005 18:34Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!

@Agent_Smith_0109/29/2008 17:40It is inevitable... you will laugh.

@Res_Dogs_MrPink09/16/1996 13:42I don’t tip, but I do laugh!

@Limp_Bizkit_Fan07/08/2003 03:40Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!

@Steve-O_Wild11/26/2011 10:57Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!

@Woman_Yelling_C02/15/2005 07:28The cat is just sitting there laughing!