A myth told by people who drink too much kale juice.
I’m a morning person. Only if the morning starts at noon.
🔥 Top 10: The Miscellaneous Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2008 Legacy: The Screen Resolution
Why did the blonde wear glasses to look at her computer? She hea...read more »
2020 Legacy: Travel Archive (1995–2025)
UKOŃCZONE & ZAMKNIĘTE.Part of the powrót archive. Histo...read more »
2008 Archive: The Laptop Fan
Why did the blonde bring a pom-pom to her bed? She heard her lap...read more »
2020 Classic: The Mother-in-Law Treasury (1995–2025)
COMPLETED & SEALED.Part of the powrót archive. Historic...read more »
2020 Classic: The Light Bulb Treasury (1995–2025)
COMPLETED & SEALED.Part of the powrót archive. Historic...read more »
2020 Classic: The Animal Joke Archive (1995–2025)
COMPLETED & SEALED.Part of the powrót archive. Historic...read more »
The Optimist View
Seeing the glass half full, even when it’s empty.An optimist is s...read more »
2020 Classic: Yo Mama Archive (1995–2025)
COMPLETED & SEALED.Part of the powrót archive. Historic...read more »
71 Fun Facts: The 1999 Y2K Fever & Digital Dawn Edition
Introduction & Context: 1999 was a year defined by the n...read more »
The Mirror Confession
A moment of brutal honesty in the morning.I looked in the mirror ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Miscellaneous Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2020 Legacy: Current Settings
Language: English US.Part of the powrót archive. Historically Ver...read more »
2008 Legacy: The GPS Navigation
Why did the blonde bring a compass to her car? She got a new "GP...read more »
The Key Mystery
Where things go when they don’t want to be found.My keys have a s...read more »
2008 Vintage: The Wi-Fi
Why did the blonde try to catch the internet with a butterfly ne...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
Oops, I laughed again!
Simply posh humor. I love it.
This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.
I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
this is peak internet. thank u for keeping it simple and funny.
found a typo but the joke is so good i dont even care. real humor for real people.
i remember hearing this back in the day on some old bbs. nostalgia hits hard.