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The Morning Person Lie

A myth told by people who drink too much kale juice.

I’m a morning person. Only if the morning starts at noon.

🔥 Top 10: The Miscellaneous Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2008 Legacy: The Screen Resolution
 Why did the blonde wear glasses to look at her computer? She hea...read more »
2020 Legacy: Travel Archive (1995–2025)
 UKOŃCZONE & ZAMKNIĘTE.Part of the powrót archive. Histo...read more »
2008 Archive: The Laptop Fan
 Why did the blonde bring a pom-pom to her bed? She heard her lap...read more »
2020 Classic: The Mother-in-Law Treasury (1995–2025)
 COMPLETED & SEALED.Part of the powrót archive. Historic...read more »
2020 Classic: The Light Bulb Treasury (1995–2025)
 COMPLETED & SEALED.Part of the powrót archive. Historic...read more »
2020 Classic: The Animal Joke Archive (1995–2025)
 COMPLETED & SEALED.Part of the powrót archive. Historic...read more »
The Optimist View
Seeing the glass half full, even when it’s empty.An optimist is s...read more »
2020 Classic: Yo Mama Archive (1995–2025)
 COMPLETED & SEALED.Part of the powrót archive. Historic...read more »
71 Fun Facts: The 1999 Y2K Fever & Digital Dawn Edition
Introduction & Context: 1999 was a year defined by the n...read more »
The Mirror Confession
A moment of brutal honesty in the morning.I looked in the mirror ...read more »

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2020 Legacy: Current Settings
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2008 Legacy: The GPS Navigation
 Why did the blonde bring a compass to her car? She got a new "GP...read more »
The Key Mystery
Where things go when they don’t want to be found.My keys have a s...read more »
2008 Vintage: The Wi-Fi
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Sidekick_User04/15/2001 02:46Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
@Britney_Spears_Fan04/10/2001 09:25Oops, I laughed again!
@Spice_Girl_Posh02/09/2014 14:48Simply posh humor. I love it.
@Motherboard_Max12/12/2007 05:52This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.
@Rewritable_CD03/21/2015 08:07I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.

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3 thoughts on “The Morning Person Lie”

  1. User_441
    User_441 [Human Verified]

    found a typo but the joke is so good i dont even care. real humor for real people.

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