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🔥 Top 10: The Miscellaneous Joke Archive: 1995–2025 Archive
1. 2020 Archive: The Lawyer Archive
1995: ZAMKNIĘTE.Part of the powrót archive. Historically Verified read more »
1995: ZAMKNIĘTE.Part of the powrót archive. Historically Verified read more »
2. 2008 Archive: The YouTube Partners
Why did the blonde start talking to her webcam about her breakfast? She heard Google was paying ... read more »
Why did the blonde start talking to her webcam about her breakfast? She heard Google was paying ... read more »
3. 2020 Classic: Celebrity Jokes 1995
OCZEKUJE (Status: W kolejce po przerwie).Part of the powrót archive. Historically Verified read more »
OCZEKUJE (Status: W kolejce po przerwie).Part of the powrót archive. Historically Verified read more »
4. The Wallet Emptying
The fastest magic trick in the world.My wallet is like a portal to another dimension. Everything ... read more »
The fastest magic trick in the world.My wallet is like a portal to another dimension. Everything ... read more »
5. 2020 Archive: Format
English US (Authentic/Era-accurate).Part of the powrót archive. Historically Verified read more »
English US (Authentic/Era-accurate).Part of the powrót archive. Historically Verified read more »
6. 2020 Legacy: Bar Humor Archive (1995–2025)
COMPLETED & SEALED.Part of the powrót archive. Historically Verified read more »
COMPLETED & SEALED.Part of the powrót archive. Historically Verified read more »
7. 2020 Classic: Yo Mama Archive (1995–2025)
COMPLETED & SEALED.Part of the powrót archive. Historically Verified read more »
COMPLETED & SEALED.Part of the powrót archive. Historically Verified read more »
8. 2020 Archive: The Marriage Humor Archive (1995–2025)
IN PROGRESS. Current Milestone: 1995 (The “Classic Compromise” Edition) – ARCHIVED.Par... read more »
IN PROGRESS. Current Milestone: 1995 (The “Classic Compromise” Edition) – ARCHIVED.Par... read more »
9. 2020 Archive: The Animal Treasury (1995–2025)
COMPLETED & SEALED.Part of the powrót archive. Historically Verified read more »
COMPLETED & SEALED.Part of the powrót archive. Historically Verified read more »
10. 2008 Archive: The RAM
Why did the blonde bring a sheep to the office? She heard the computer needed more "RAM" for the... read more »
Why did the blonde bring a sheep to the office? She heard the computer needed more "RAM" for the... read more »
Warning: More Bad Jokes Ahead
Our Comment Archive
[1999-07-22 ARCHIVE_LOG]Matrix_Glitch: There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.
[2013-01-14 ARCHIVE_LOG]Myspace_Tom: I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!
[2006-08-31 ARCHIVE_LOG]Duke_Nukem_Quotes: Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.
[2011-02-16 ARCHIVE_LOG]Iron_Man_Tony: I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
[2006-05-14 ARCHIVE_LOG]Emule_Donkey: Waiting in the queue was worth it.
[2000-07-25 ARCHIVE_LOG]Trinity_Matrix: Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
[2002-10-29 ARCHIVE_LOG]Ninja_Turtle_R: Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
[2006-10-17 ARCHIVE_LOG]Austin_Powers_Y: Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!
[2005-06-27 ARCHIVE_LOG]Mini_Me_Rocks: ... (Laughter in silence).
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i’m laughing so much my stomach hurts. pure vibes.
i dont get it… oh, wait! now i see it. lol, i am so slow today.
literally me every single morning. why is this so accurate??