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The Optimist View

Seeing the glass half full, even when it’s empty.

An optimist is someone who falls off a skyscraper and, halfway down, says, “So far, so good!”

🔥 Top 10: The Miscellaneous Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2008 Classic: The Touchscreen
 Why did the blonde keep poking her TV? She thought every screen ...read more »
The Common Sense
A rare commodity in the modern world.Common sense is like deodora...read more »
2020 Legacy: Halloween Archive 1996
OCZEKUJE (Start po Twoim powrocie). ⏳Part of the powrót archive. ...read more »
2008 Classic: The Crash
 Why did the blonde call a tow truck? Her computer "crashed" on t...read more »
2020 Legacy: Travel Archive (1995–2025)
 UKOŃCZONE & ZAMKNIĘTE.Part of the powrót archive. Histo...read more »
Read it twice. It hurts because it’s true
Most people spend their lives searching for „The One.” I spent 45...read more »
The Gravity Test
A scientific discovery made every Monday morning.Gravity is one o...read more »
2020 Classic: Marriage Humor Archive (1995–2025)
SEALED & PROTECTED.Part of the powrót archive. Historically V...read more »
2020 Legacy: Sports Archive (1995)
 UKOŃCZONE & ZAMKNIĘTE.Part of the powrót archive. Histo...read more »
2020 Archive: The Lawyer Archive
1995: ZAMKNIĘTE.Part of the powrót archive. Historically Ver...read more »

😜 More from category: The Miscellaneous Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2008 Archive: The RAM
 Why did the blonde bring a sheep to the office? She heard the co...read more »
71 Fun Facts: The 1999 Y2K Fever & Digital Dawn Edition
Introduction & Context: 1999 was a year defined by the n...read more »
2020 Archive: Active Category
 The Mother-in-Law Treasury.Part of the powrót archive. Hist...read more »
The Morning Person Lie
A myth told by people who drink too much kale juice.I’m a morning...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@T9_Texter06/27/1997 20:184-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)
@Independence_Day02/13/2009 21:46Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.
@Terminator_2_Fan02/14/2010 04:23Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!
@Unix_Wizard06/06/2007 17:55sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
@Total_Recall_Fan02/20/2001 01:50Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!
@Rugrats_Tommy11/24/1998 16:40A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!
@Pedro_For_Pres08/13/2004 03:02Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.
@Web_Crawler_9604/18/2013 17:17Crawled my way to this hilarious page.
@Challenge_Acc09/14/2008 05:49Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!
@Opera_User_9910/14/1998 22:18Still the fastest browser for the fastest jokes.

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