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The Alarm Clock Fight

The daily battle between man and machine.

My alarm clock and I have a great relationship. I hate it, and it loves to annoy me.

🔥 Top 10: The Miscellaneous Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2020 Archive: Active Category
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2020 Archive: The Marriage Humor Archive (1995–2025)
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2008 Vintage: The Flash Drive
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2008 Classic: The Crash
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56 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2008 Archive
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2020 Archive: Travel Archive (1995)
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The Mirror Confession
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2020 Legacy: Focus
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2020 Legacy: The Mother-in-Law Joke Archive (1995–2025)
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Pager_Guy02/10/2008 06:31Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
@Married_With_Kids02/12/2003 02:03Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
@Pulp_Fiction_Jules06/27/2006 05:51Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
@Eminem_Fan_0010/08/2009 10:10Will the real funny joke please stand up?
@Judge_Dredd_Law09/06/2009 08:23I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
@Weird_Science_G11/29/2013 22:44We created a monster... of a joke!

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