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The Shortest Lie

A two-word masterpiece of deception.

“I’m fine.”

🔥 Top 10: The Miscellaneous Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2008 Vintage: The Twitter
 Why did the blonde follow a bird into the woods? She heard "Twit...read more »
2020 Archive: Active Category
 The Mother-in-Law Treasury.Part of the powrót archive. Hist...read more »
The Secret of Happiness
A profound discovery found at the bottom of a pizza box.Happiness...read more »
2008 Classic: The CD
 Why did the blonde use her CD as a frisbee? She wanted to "trans...read more »
2020 Archive: Next Target Year
 1996 (The "Macarena & Minivan" Era).Part of the powrót ...read more »
2020 Vintage: Yo Mama Joke Archive
1995: ARCHIVED & SEALED.Part of the powrót archive. Hist...read more »
2020 Archive: The Light Bulb Joke Archive (1995–2025)
 COMPLETED & SEALED.Part of the powrót archive. Historic...read more »
2020 Classic: Miscellaneous 1995-2025
UKOŃCZONE & ZARCHIWIZOWANE.Part of the powrót archive. Histor...read more »
2020 Legacy: Focus
 Mid-90s insults, pop-culture burns, and "Twoja Stara" logic...read more »
2020 Legacy: Current Settings
Language: English US.Part of the powrót archive. Historically Ver...read more »

😜 More from category: The Miscellaneous Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2008 Vintage: The Buffer
 Why did the blonde bring a car wax? She heard the video was "buf...read more »
2020 Classic: The Mother-in-Law Treasury (1995–2025)
 COMPLETED & SEALED.Part of the powrót archive. Historic...read more »
2020 Vintage: Lawyer Archive (1995–2025)
 UKOŃCZONE & ZAMKNIĘTE.Part of the powrót archive. Histo...read more »
The Optimist View
Seeing the glass half full, even when it’s empty.An optimist is s...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Korn_Follower09/29/1997 06:10Are you ready?! (For this joke).
@Ali_G_In_Da_H05/12/2010 13:06Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
@Y_U_NO_Laugh06/05/2001 23:33Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?
@Top_List_Winner03/14/2009 08:53Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!
@CompuServe_Classic11/08/2009 11:03Premium humor for premium members.
@Blogger_Default06/09/2006 13:49Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".
@LiveJournal_Deep03/26/1999 05:56Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.
@No_Way_Jose09/13/1997 10:31No way! That’s too much!

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