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The Secret of Happiness

A profound discovery found at the bottom of a pizza box.

Happiness is not having to set an alarm for the next morning.

🔥 Top 10: The Miscellaneous Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2008 Classic: The Bookmark
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2008 Vintage: The Google News
 Why did the blonde try to fold her monitor? She heard Google was...read more »
2020 Classic: The Animal Joke Archive (1995–2025)
 COMPLETED & SEALED.Part of the powrót archive. Historic...read more »
2020 Classic: Adult Jokes (1995–2025)
 COMPLETED & SEALED.Part of the powrót archive. Historic...read more »
The Alarm Clock Fight
The daily battle between man and machine.My alarm clock and I hav...read more »
2020 Classic: Next Target
 1996 (The “Tabloid Scandals & Late Night TV” Edition).P...read more »
2020 Vintage: The Kids Joke Archive
1995: ARCHIVED & SEALED.Part of the powrót archive. Hist...read more »
2020 Classic: Joke Count Variable
 Variable density (51–73 items per run).Part of the powrót a...read more »
2020 Legacy: The Mother-in-Law Joke Archive (1995–2025)
 IN PROGRESS. Current Milestone: 1995 (The "Classic Gr...read more »
The Fitness Motivation
Finding the will to move your thumb to the next episode.I did a p...read more »

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2020 Vintage: Yo Mama Joke Archive
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Sega_Genesis_Kid01/14/2010 02:41Better than 16-bit graphics!
@WinAmp_Shaker05/11/2006 04:30It really whips the llama's ass!
@Independence_Day07/08/2006 17:43Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.
@BBS_Sysop08/18/2013 14:34Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!
@Seinfeld_Fan_Club06/18/1997 22:04A joke about nothing? Love it!
@Ruby_Rhod_Green06/05/2013 12:45Super green! Hilarious!
@Liger_Owner_X12/28/2005 12:06It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
@Grammar_Nazi_9910/03/1999 01:37Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!

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9 thoughts on “The Secret of Happiness”

  1. User_84
    User_84 [Human Verified]

    so true… nothing beats that feeling when u realize its friday night and no alarm is needed for satudray. best part of the week for sure!!

  2. User_184
    User_184 [Human Verified]

    totally agree with this one. happiness is definitely related to sleep quality. although my cat usually acts as a natural alarm clock anyway so i never win…

  3. User_204
    User_204 [Human Verified]

    i actually found a piece of pepperoni at the bottom of my box yesterday. that was my secret of happiness for 5 minutes lol. pizza is life.

  4. User_805
    User_805 [Human Verified]

    so much better than all those weird ai generated jokes you see everywhere now.

  5. User_320
    User_320 [Human Verified]

    found this via google search and it made my day. greeting from poland! we also love pizza here and hate alarms 😉

  6. User_548
    User_548 [Human Verified]

    haha good one! simple and deep. its funny how the best things in life are always about food and sleep. why do we make it so complicated?

  7. User_932
    User_932 [Human Verified]

    Wait, does that mean if i eat pizza every night i will be happy forever? technically the logic holds up. i am going to test this theory tonight. for science.

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