A profound discovery found at the bottom of a pizza box.
Happiness is not having to set an alarm for the next morning.
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so true! reminds me of something my grandpa used to say. classic humor.
so true… nothing beats that feeling when u realize its friday night and no alarm is needed for satudray. best part of the week for sure!!
totally agree with this one. happiness is definitely related to sleep quality. although my cat usually acts as a natural alarm clock anyway so i never win…
is this actually deep or am i just tired? lol.
i actually found a piece of pepperoni at the bottom of my box yesterday. that was my secret of happiness for 5 minutes lol. pizza is life.
so much better than all those weird ai generated jokes you see everywhere now.
found this via google search and it made my day. greeting from poland! we also love pizza here and hate alarms 😉
haha good one! simple and deep. its funny how the best things in life are always about food and sleep. why do we make it so complicated?
Wait, does that mean if i eat pizza every night i will be happy forever? technically the logic holds up. i am going to test this theory tonight. for science.