I’m a comedian. My jokes are always over your head.
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Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
Laughing is as laughing does.
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?