2019 Classic: The “Contractor” in Erbil
Why the $250k salary? Because guarding a “Technical Support Cell” in 2019 requires a very specific set of skills and a lot of air conditioning.… Read More »2019 Classic: The “Contractor” in Erbil
2018 Vintage: The Office Standing Desk
Why did the lawyer get a standing desk? So he could “stand his ground” even when he was just checking his fantasy football team. Part… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Office Standing Desk
2018 Legacy: The Bryce Harper Free Agency
Why was he wearing a different hat every day? Because he was waiting for $300 million and a contract that lasted until the year 2031.… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Bryce Harper Free Agency
2018 Vintage: The Fitbit Versa
Why was the watch so round-ish? Because Fitbit finally realized that people wanted a watch that didn’t look like a piece of lab equipment. Part… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Fitbit Versa
2018 Classic: Thanos (Avengers
Infinity War): Why did everyone feel so thin in 2018? Because Thanos snapped his fingers and proved that even if you’re a superhero, you’re only one… Read More »2018 Classic: Thanos (Avengers
2016 Classic: The 2016
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2016. / 2016 who? / 2,016 reasons why this year was legendary! Part of the 42 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes:… Read More »2016 Classic: The 2016
2016 Classic: The “Can’t Stop the Feeling!” Justin Timberlake
Why was the 4th so “Trolls-y”? Because JT created a song so happy it made even the most cynical teenager tap their foot near the… Read More »2016 Classic: The “Can’t Stop the Feeling!” Justin Timberlake
2014 Legacy: The Witness Stand
Why did the lawyer bring a “Fitbit” to the stand? To prove the witness was “running from the truth” without leaving the chair. Part of… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Witness Stand
2014 Vintage: Record of the Year
Why “Get Lucky”? Because it’s the only song in history that can make a grandmother and a raver dance at the same wedding. Part of… Read More »2014 Vintage: Record of the Year
2013 Legacy: Mumford’s Big Night
Why did Babel win Album of the Year? Because the Academy decided that if you have enough banjos and wear enough tweed, you are legally… Read More »2013 Legacy: Mumford’s Big Night