2013 Legacy: Mumford’s Big Night
Why did Babel win Album of the Year? Because the Academy decided that if you have enough banjos and wear enough tweed, you are legally… Read More »2013 Legacy: Mumford’s Big Night
2013 Archive: The “Smurfs 2” Burn
Why? Because “Blue” is the perfect description of the audience’s mood. Part of the 34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2013 “Movie 43, After Earth &… Read More »2013 Archive: The “Smurfs 2” Burn
2012 Archive: The Ghost Rider Sequel
Why was Nic Cage nominated again? For Spirit of Vengeance, a movie that proved his skull isn’t the only thing that’s hollow in this franchise. Part… Read More »2012 Archive: The Ghost Rider Sequel
2012 Legacy: The Home
I’m “landing” back on Earth. Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified
2012 Archive: The Looper
I told her I’m a hitman from the future. She said, “Then go to the future and see if you’ve taken out the trash yet.”… Read More »2012 Archive: The Looper
2011 Vintage: The Milk
I’m “milking” the royal wedding for all it’s worth. Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Siri & Blocky World Edition (2011) archive. Historically… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Milk
2011 Legacy: The M83 “Hurry Up, We’re Dreaming”
Why “Midnight City”? For the ultimate 80s-inspired synth anthem that made every night drive feel like a movie. Part of the 42 Musician & Rock… Read More »2011 Legacy: The M83 “Hurry Up, We’re Dreaming”
2011 Legacy: The VCR Chronological Freeze
Accepting that the digital timer under the television screen will flash “12:00” for the rest of human history because the user manual was thrown away… Read More »2011 Legacy: The VCR Chronological Freeze
2010 Archive: Katy Perry’s “Firework”
Why was the mood so explosive? Because the song was everywhere, and Mom kept asking the turkey if it “ever felt like a plastic bag… Read More »2010 Archive: Katy Perry’s “Firework”
2009 Vintage: The Paranormal Activity Part 2
“I caught a ghost on camera!” “That’s just the cat knocking over the cereal at 3 AM. Stop watching scary movies on your phone.” Part of the… Read More »2009 Vintage: The Paranormal Activity Part 2