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2022 Classic: The Shag Carpet Static Surge

Shuffling across an outdated avocado-green carpet in thick wool socks, creating enough electrical voltage to shock anyone who attempts to hand you a cup of tea.

Part of the 35 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 2022 “QR Code Menus, Wordle Obsession & AI Anxiety” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@The_Mask_Smokin06/25/2000 17:04P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!
@Iron_Man_Tony11/26/1995 11:36I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
@Bill_The_Pai_Mei06/26/1998 14:42You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
@He_Man_Power01/03/2006 17:54I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!
@Overly_Attached09/16/2001 21:42I’m watching you... read this joke!
@Space_Background03/10/2012 05:33The stars are aligned for this joke.

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