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2013 Archive: The “Smurfs 2” Burn

 Why? Because “Blue” is the perfect description of the audience’s mood.

Part of the 34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2013 “Movie 43, After Earth & Lone Ranger” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Discman_Skipper04/15/1995 13:20Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
@Dawson_Creek_Fan08/15/2012 15:04I am crying... with laughter!
@Sk8ter_Boi_Avril12/14/2001 09:01He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
@Campus_King12/01/2008 17:43The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.
@Overclocker_Pro08/07/2006 02:44My CPU is running hot after this one!
@Better_Off_Dead09/21/1996 11:57I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
@Zoolander_Mug03/22/2012 01:18I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
@Rage_Comic_Fan07/21/2007 10:16FFFFFUUUUU-nny!

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