I told her I’m a hitman from the future. She said, “Then go to the future and see if you’ve taken out the trash yet.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
55 Marriage Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Minivan” Edition
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63 Marriage Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World & Instagram” Edition
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56 Marriage Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & AI” Edition
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70 Marriage Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & Smartphone” Edition
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67 Marriage Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie & Frozen” Edition
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2000 Joke: Husband “Honey If I
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1996 Joke: My Husband And I
My husband and I have a great relationship. He never listens to m...read more »
65 Marriage Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Tamagotchi” Edition
In 1997, marriage was about surviving the three-hour emotional ma...read more »
60 Marriage Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K & Party Like It’s...” Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.
I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!
Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
The coolest joke in the zip code.
Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?
My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!
Science rules! But jokes are a close second.
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.