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2012 Archive: The Looper

 I told her I’m a hitman from the future. She said, “Then go to the future and see if you’ve taken out the trash yet.”

Part of the 63 Marriage Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World & Instagram” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Zelda_Link11/22/1995 06:01It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.
@OfficeWorker_9906/05/1998 18:43I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!
@Cheers_Norm11/07/2015 14:06Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
@Beverly_Hills_9021011/21/2015 04:08The coolest joke in the zip code.
@Scream_Ghostface05/09/2000 15:27Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?
@Dorm_Room_Hero06/05/2003 06:14My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!
@Bill_Nye_Fan09/21/1996 06:31Science rules! But jokes are a close second.
@Dodgeball_Pat04/10/2008 08:30If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.

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