2009 Vintage: The Paranormal Activity Part 2
“I caught a ghost on camera!” “That’s just the cat knocking over the cereal at 3 AM. Stop watching scary movies on your phone.” Part of the… Read More »2009 Vintage: The Paranormal Activity Part 2
2008 Vintage: The Silk
I’m “smooth” like Stark. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Vintage: The Bar Stool
“Reserved for the guy who lost it all.” Part of the 62 Bar Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crisis & Iron Man” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2008 Legacy: The GPS Navigation
Why did the blonde bring a compass to her car? She got a new “GPS” but didn’t trust the voice because it sounded “too bossy.”… Read More »2008 Legacy: The GPS Navigation
2006 Classic: The Chip
Why did the blonde put a potato chip in her computer? She heard it needed a “microchip.” Part of the 55 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2006 Classic: The Chip
2006 Classic: The VCR Chronological Freeze
Accepting that the digital timer under the television screen will flash “12:00” for the rest of human history because the user manual was thrown away… Read More »2006 Classic: The VCR Chronological Freeze
2006 Vintage: The Western Digital MyBook
Why was there a “book” on the desk? It wasn’t for reading; it was a 500GB hard drive that looked like a library for robots.… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Western Digital MyBook
2005 Classic: The Hugo
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hugo. / Hugo who? / Hugo your way! Part of the 41 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2005 YouTube &… Read More »2005 Classic: The Hugo
2005 Archive: The Psychiatrist’s Paradox
A man told his psychiatrist, “Everyone thinks I’m a liar.” The psychiatrist said, “I don’t believe you.” Part of the 62 Doctor Jokes: The 2005… Read More »2005 Archive: The Psychiatrist’s Paradox
2005 Legacy: The Livestrong Arm Armor
Still wearing ten different colored silicone charity bands up to your elbow to prove you support literally every cause on earth. Part of the 38… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Livestrong Arm Armor