2005 Classic: The Hugo

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hugo. / Hugo who? / Hugo your way!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

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@Clueless_Cher09/17/2004 12:48As if! This is too funny.

@Harry_Potter_Ron02/07/2012 06:20Bloody brilliant, mate!

@Ricky_Bobby_Fan01/08/1996 01:47Shake and bake! Hilarious!

@Bernie_Mittens11/02/2015 17:44I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.

@Runescape_Noob07/01/2002 09:17Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!