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2008 Vintage: The Silk

 I’m “smooth” like Stark.

Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified

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@Zoolander_Derek11/25/2002 23:42What is this? A joke for ants?
@Emule_Donkey10/17/2010 10:30Waiting in the queue was worth it.
@Malware_Hunter12/12/2001 06:12Scanning... Laughs detected!
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@Joe_Cartoon_G11/01/2012 22:43Press the button for more humor!
@Llamas_With_Hats01/24/2008 19:43Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!

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