2000 Legacy: Napster’s Peak
Why was Lars Ulrich mad? Because 2000 was the year Metallica realized that 20 million people were “sharing” their music, and the internet learned that… Read More »2000 Legacy: Napster’s Peak
1999 Classic: The “Compassionate Conservatism”
Why did Bush use that slogan? To convince voters that Republicans had a heart, even if they still didn’t have a plan for the surplus.… Read More »1999 Classic: The “Compassionate Conservatism”
1999 Classic: SpongeBob SquarePants
Why did the kids want to eat Christmas dinner under the sea? Because a pineapple-dwelling sponge became more famous than Santa Claus in less than… Read More »1999 Classic: SpongeBob SquarePants
1999 Classic: The Blair Witch Filmmaker
One, but they’ll just stand in the corner of the dark room and cry while holding a shaky camcorder. Part of the 62 Light Bulb… Read More »1999 Classic: The Blair Witch Filmmaker
1999 Vintage: The Age of Empires II
I’ve spent the last 72 hours “wololo-ing” my enemies into joining my religion. Part of the 67 Observational One-Liners: The 1999 Retro Edition archive. Historically… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Age of Empires II
1998 Legacy: The Roof
I’m a comedian. My jokes are always over your head. Part of the 73 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1998 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1997 Legacy: The Dirty Martini Garnish
A guy asks for three olives. The bartender says, “What is this, a snack bar?” Part of the 72 Bar Jokes: The 1997 “Cocktail Renaissance… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Dirty Martini Garnish
1997 Classic: The Sidecar
A guy orders a Sidecar. The bartender says, “Where’s the motorcycle?” Part of the 72 Bar Jokes: The 1997 “Cocktail Renaissance & Spice Girls” Edition… Read More »1997 Classic: The Sidecar
1997 Classic: Worst Screenplay
Why The Postman? For assuming that “neither rain, nor sleet, nor a terrible script” would stay these couriers from their duty. Part of the 35 Razzie… Read More »1997 Classic: Worst Screenplay
1996 Legacy: The Owl
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Owl. / Owl who? / Yes, they do! Part of the 51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Owl