2016 Classic: The “Can’t Stop the Feeling!” Justin Timberlake

Why was the 4th so “Trolls-y”? Because JT created a song so happy it made even the most cynical teenager tap their foot near the coleslaw.

🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why was the 4th so "Awkward"? Because Jennifer Lawrence reminded ...read more »

A guy and his wife were watching fireworks on the Fourth of July....read more »

Why were there giant yellow blobs everywhere? Because the "Mega-M...read more »

Why was everyone looking at the moon? Because for $50,000, you co...read more »

Why was the marshmallow glowing? Because it was infused with "Saf...read more »

Thailand: Why was the 4th so "Elite"? Because the new season made...read more »

Why were so many guests wearing high-tech goggles at the pool? Be...read more »

It was Fourth of July and my entire family was at our backyard BB...read more »

Why were the traditional fireworks "Vintage"? Because in 2025, if...read more »

Why was the 4th so "Bright"? Because we realized that in 2024, ev...read more »

Why was the grass so perfect? Because the robotic mower used a la...read more »

Why was the American flag changing colors? Because it was an LED-...read more »

In 2014, Independence Day was a "Global Viral Event." We were all...read more »

In 1998, Independence Day was all about looking up—mostly to see ...read more »

@SpaceJam_Fan09/25/2004 02:57Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.

@Fight_Club_Tyler05/17/2009 01:18The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!

@Zoolander_Derek04/26/2007 13:26What is this? A joke for ants?

@Ruby_Rhod_Green12/22/2008 03:02Super green! Hilarious!

@Footloose_Ren03/11/2002 05:33Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!

@AllYourBase_9902/07/2015 10:17All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!