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2018 Vintage: The Fitbit Versa

 Why was the watch so round-ish? Because Fitbit finally realized that people wanted a watch that didn’t look like a piece of lab equipment.

Part of the 71 Office Groaners: The 2018 “GDPR & Fortnite” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Work/Office Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Boss: Do you believe in life...
Boss: Do you believe in life after death? Employee: No, because t...read more »
74 Office Groaners: The 2014 "Ice Buckets & iPhone 6" Edition
Welcome to 2014 – the year the office got soaking wet thanks to t...read more »
2025 Archive: The Last Stand
 Why are we still here? Because PROJECT-RESTORE says that as long...read more »
The Desk Organization
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered mind (or so I tell myself)....read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Brat" Summer (Year 2)
 Why is the office still neon green? Because the marketing team r...read more »
69 Office Groaners: The 2016 "Pokémon GO & No Headphone Jack" Edition
Welcome to 2016 – the year the office became a PokéStop&nbsp...read more »
84 Office Groaners: The 2024 "Spatial Reality & Brain Rot" Edition
Welcome to 2024 – the year the office officially went "Spatial" w...read more »
2025 Classic: The 2025 "Agent" Promotion
 Why did the bot get the corner office? Because it doesn't need c...read more »
2025 Vintage: The New Year Toast
 Why did we drink "Synthetic Champagne"? Because 2025 is the year...read more »
79 Office Groaners: The 2001 "XP & iPod" Edition
Welcome to 2001 – the year the office turned bright green and blu...read more »

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67 Office Groaners: The 2008 "Great Recession & App Store" Edition
Welcome to 2008 – the year the economy went "CRASH," the App...read more »
2025 Archive: The Reload
 Why did the manager press "Ctrl+Alt+Delete"? To start the next 3...read more »
73 Office Groaners: The 2000 "New Millennium" Edition
Welcome to the year 2000 – the year we survived the Y2K Bug&...read more »
2025 Archive: The Autonomous Intern
 Why did the manager fire the AI agent? Because it learned too mu...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@ICQ_Master9912/19/1995 07:04Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
@PalmPilot_Pro05/31/2000 01:38Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
@SouthPark_Stan10/21/1995 10:01Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!
@Scream_Ghostface06/14/2000 02:02Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?
@SoundBlaster_AWE08/19/2011 12:59Crystal clear MIDI humor.
@Butthead_Uhhh01/17/2011 15:32Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
@Johnny_Bravo_Hoo11/10/2015 10:02Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
@Bernie_Mittens05/06/2014 04:36I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.
@Shut_Up_Money07/28/2005 02:24Shut up and take my laughter!

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