Another classic blonde joke for your collection:
She wanted to make some sand-wiches.
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I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.
One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!
Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).
honestly, i can see myself doing this on a monday morning. total brain fog.
i’ve heard this one before but this version is way better. the ending is gold.
is it just me or is this actually a very deep philosophical thought??
sharing this with my sister. she is going to hate me for this but its too good.
classic blonde logic! i cant even be mad because its so funny.
classic human humor. zero ai, zero nonsense.