Why did the kids want to eat Christmas dinner under the sea? Because a pineapple-dwelling sponge became more famous than Santa Claus in less than six months.
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34 Christmas Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen & Wrecking Balls” Edition
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40 Christmas Jokes: The 1996 “Tickle Me & 64-Bit” Edition
In 1996, the holiday season was a mix of "Girl Power," 3D polygon...read more »
31 Christmas Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Tiger King” Edition
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41 Christmas Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Tamagotchi” Edition
In 1997, Christmas was a high-stakes survival game. You were eith...read more »
35 Christmas Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Baby Yoda” Edition
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