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1999 Classic: SpongeBob SquarePants

 Why did the kids want to eat Christmas dinner under the sea? Because a pineapple-dwelling sponge became more famous than Santa Claus in less than six months.

Part of the 39 Christmas Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s… 1999” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Ebay_Sniper03/22/2009 07:18Bid 10/10 for this humor!
@Tripod_Member04/19/1997 12:00Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.
@Fresh_Prince_9009/14/2001 17:22In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...
@Hellboy_Red09/17/2001 07:44I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.
@Big_Snatch_Boris01/10/2002 00:08Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.
@Wrestling_Nut04/03/2009 05:38Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!
@Animorphs_X05/31/1996 17:16I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!
@Under_Const_Gif09/04/2008 06:09This site is never finished... with humor!
@Captain_Obvious12/01/2014 08:25This is a comment on a funny joke.

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