1999 Classic: The “Compassionate Conservatism”

Why did Bush use that slogan? To convince voters that Republicans had a heart, even if they still didn’t have a plan for the surplus.

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@Frasier_Crane01/15/1999 20:46I am listening... and I am laughing.

@Baywatch_Runner04/05/1997 21:15Laughing in slow motion right now!

@Iron_Man_Tony02/13/2006 15:11I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.

@Korben_Dallas_Tax09/23/2004 02:08I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.

@Powerpuff_Bubbs11/28/1995 16:50Sugar, spice, and everything funny!

@Johnny_Bravo_Hoo10/23/2001 10:02Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.

@Philosoraptor_X12/18/1999 23:28If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?