Why is it actually happening? Because Elon Musk promised that if the roads aren’t fixed, he’ll just make all the cars fly.
Part of the 33 Presidential Jokes: The 2025 “D.O.G.E. & Inauguration 2.0” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Presidential Joke Archive: 1995–2025
37 Presidential Jokes: The 2011 “Zero Dark Thirty & Occupy Wall Street” Edition
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2024 Legacy: The "Unburdened by What Has Been"
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39 Presidential Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Buckets & Midterm Blues” Edition
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35 Presidential Jokes: The 2013 “Snowden Leaks & Healthcare 404” Edition
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2025 Classic: The "Meme-ified" Economy
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32 Presidential Jokes: The 2005 “Katrina & Keyboard Cats” Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I want it that way... the funny way!
I know kung-fu... and this joke!
Multipass! For the comedy club!
If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).
My fist is clenched... with joy!
I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.
7h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!
Good game, well played. This is a winner.